Bath mat turns red when wet.
Okay in all seriousness, no one can begin to comprehend the intensity of my desire for this product. Imagine having guests over, they would get out of the shower and start screaming and you would just be in another room stifling your laughter.
AND THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE TUMBLR.
the bible is fucking holy!
Tumblr is fucking tumbling
The rainbow is fucking colorful
THE SUN IS FUCKING BRIGHT
my dick is fucking dicky
my love life is fucking lonely
this is fucking stupid
Eat more is fucking delicious
fiction is fucking fake
Corn is fucking corny
People are fucking alive
Hangers fucking hang
The doctor is performing an abortion. The baby that is supposed to be terminated just grabbed the doctor’s finger.
You mean House, a fictional character?
That’s Dr. House operating on a pregnant woman because she had a freaking stroke and her organs were shutting down. That wasn’t abortion, that was him trying to save both the woman and the baby when it was feared that one of them was going to die.
and yes i am familiar with every episode.
Why the hell are toliets so loud?!! Like I’m half asleep and then I flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
why does your toilet sound like a mariachi band i need one of those
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
don’t spit on my cake you fetus