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9 months ago

slasherfilmsanctuary:

— Zombie Identification Chart

(Source: thinkgeek.com, via daliad24)

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9 months ago

fucking-wh4t:

r0y4nthony:

suits the blog.

if this isn’t on your blog you should be ashamed

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9 months ago

technicolortardis:

frenchie-atbakerstreet:

doctorwhovengerlock:

kanyewesticle:

it’s a 1 not L

we’ve been doing it wrong

So it’s technically tumboner?

And suddenly everything makes so much more sense.

(via havanasaur)

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9 months ago

niggawitdreadz:

niggawitdreadz:

i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.

from

give me ya money lil nigga

to

son just talk to me, i’m here to listen

(via not-done-thinking)

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9 months ago

toloveandbelovedbyme:

osm0sis:

theycall-herlove:

Bath mat turns red when wet.

want

Okay in all seriousness, no one can begin to comprehend the intensity of my desire for this product. Imagine having guests over, they would get out of the shower and start screaming and you would just be in another room stifling your laughter.

(Source: isadilli, via not-done-thinking)

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9 months ago

rob0t-stutt3r:

nerdofchaos:

musicallysarcastic:

loki-s-army-at-221b:

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

zeldaluvr1:

dustinmathisen:

orgasmicskittles:

xyoshigeek:

foreverbolone:

kason-the-equalist:

slenderman-is-watching-you:

fuck-yeah-justin-bieber:

AND THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE TUMBLR.

the bible is fucking holy!

Tumblr is fucking tumbling

The rainbow is fucking colorful

THE SUN IS FUCKING BRIGHT

my dick is fucking dicky

my love life is fucking lonely

this is fucking stupid

Eat more is fucking delicious

fiction is fucking fake

Corn is fucking corny 

People are fucking alive

Hangers fucking hang 

(via not-done-thinking)

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9 months ago

shirtless-oncologist:

icallitarbitrary:

unfriendlyatheist:

smittenkitten88:

The doctor is performing an abortion. The baby that is supposed to be terminated just grabbed the doctor’s finger.

“The doctor” 

You mean House, a fictional character?

That’s Dr. House operating on a pregnant woman because she had a freaking stroke and her organs were shutting down. That wasn’t abortion, that was him trying to save both the woman and the baby when it was feared that one of them was going to die.

and yes i am familiar with every episode.

goddammit tumblr

(Source: armenianqueen, via not-done-thinking)

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9 months ago

rnassachusetts:

mebeingastar:

Why the hell are toliets so loud?!! Like I’m half asleep and then I flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am

why does your toilet sound like a mariachi band i need one of those

(Source: berryhudson, via not-done-thinking)

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9 months ago

painterbaker:

lovesneonsocks:

painterbaker:

I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back

don’t spit on my cake you fetus

(Source: dellycartwright, via not-done-thinking)

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myownfuckingconfusion:

calcetinesrosadosxd:

o.o..

wut? he’s felling the music \m/

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